fuckingpegasus:

vaipurr:

themiserybegins:

awakeandunafraid-:

butitsthesolarsystem:

-accioandrea:

thatweasleygirl:

jewnicornappreciationlife:

dumbledoreisabamf:

catchingrings:

My aunt sends me this email…

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

 Better late than pregnant.

THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS STEVIE WONDER

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If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries

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“Two’s a company, three’s the Musketeers.” asdfghjkl

“When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way” xD

“if at first you don’t succeed, get new batteries.”

“a bird in the hand is going to poop on you.”

omg

“Don’t change horses until they stop running”. 

…Yet so true.